May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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