i barfeds in our rink
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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