Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Randomize
