I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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