We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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