just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize