in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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