Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
