I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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