Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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