Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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