In the future we'll all be gay
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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