I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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