Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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