the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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