you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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