GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So vagazzling was a success
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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