I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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