talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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