it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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