yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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