Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
