Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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