Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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