I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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