Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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