Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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