Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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