kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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