How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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