her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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