i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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