it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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