ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
MIDGETS
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? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I did not marry a roomba.
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