I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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