I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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