i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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