is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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