butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
