awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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