So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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