It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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