I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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