Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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