Nicole vs. Life
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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