My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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