She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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