I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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