I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
