haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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