Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
