she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sober January is a disaster.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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