Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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