Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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