well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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